{"id":296,"date":"2011-11-02T19:41:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T19:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nobudgetnightmares.dougtilley.ca\/?p=296"},"modified":"2024-06-20T11:53:10","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T15:53:10","slug":"episode-3-the-summer-of-the-massacre-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/episode-3-the-summer-of-the-massacre-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"EPISODE 3: THE SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE (2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9272\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-296-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nobudgetnightmares\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nobudgetnightmares\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3\">https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nobudgetnightmares\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nobudgetnightmares\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/?powerpress_pinw=296-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nobudgetnightmares\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"NoBudgetNightmares_Ep3_-_The_Summer_of_the_Massacre_2006.mp3\">Download<\/a> (71.2MB)<\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/ca\/podcast\/no-budget-nightmares\/id767691512?mt=2&amp;ls=1#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nobudgetnightmares.dougtilley.ca%2F%3Fp%3D296\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_itunes\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on Apple Podcasts\" rel=\"nofollow\">Apple Podcasts<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>Well, this is just terrible. A bafflingly misguided \u201ctribute\u201d to the grimy horror films of the 70s \u2013 most notably THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE \u2013 this British shot-on-video horror film starts out awful before eventually grinding down to reprehensibly boring, lost in a sea of improvised conversations and endless, style-less chase scenes. Not only does director Bryn Hammond have the writing skill of a four year old \u2013 ably demonstrated by the multitude of confusing, near-unreadable title cards at the beginning and end \u2013 but his direction totally sabotages some very attractive locations, and the editing is about as amateurish as your grandmother\u2019s home movies. This is about as close to a cinematic root-canal as you\u2019re likely to find.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, this is just terrible. A bafflingly misguided \u201ctribute\u201d to the grimy horror films of the 70s \u2013 most notably THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE \u2013 this British shot-on-video horror film starts out awful before eventually grinding down to reprehensibly boring, lost in a sea of improvised conversations and endless, style-less chase scenes. Not only does director Bryn Hammond have the writing skill of a four year old \u2013 ably demonstrated by the multitude of confusing, near-unreadable title cards at the beginning and end \u2013 but his direction totally sabotages some very attractive locations, and the editing is about as amateurish as your grandmother\u2019s home movies. This is about as close to a cinematic root-canal as you\u2019re likely to find.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":299,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-podcast","entry","post-inner"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/massacre.jpg?fit=700%2C300&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p83lpP-4M","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58248,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/58248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nobudgetpodcast.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}